The Marauder and the Mermaid
Former pirate Dick O'Grady polishes his hook, exchanges profanities with his parrot and storms out in search of rum and loose women. He gives some wolves outside his hut a good kicking, and skips into town. But something isn’t right: A mermaid has washed ashore, and the mayor has given orders for her destruction. Dick must make a choice that will change his destiny forever.